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The Most Honest & Festive Blog of 2021

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Jingling bells: Check

Sheets of freshly fallen snow: Check (mostly)

Glistening lights: Check

The aroma of toothsome delicacies: Check

With the waves of festivities and holiday season moving around us at 2000mph, our AI bot couldn’t resist the festive fever either and has been generating some hilarious, laidback and (at times) brutally honest content. 

Here we go!

Honest Postcards, anyone?

Let’s admit it, most of the greetings that we send across are extra sweet to the point that they might come across as pretentious. Are we right or are we merry-very right? This time, our sincere AI took this into its own virtual hands to churn out some truth bombs. Here are our absolute favourites:

– Every cookie thief deserves to be named & shamed. Sorry, we don’t make the rules. 

– We don’t promote violence but people like these should be embraced on the head with all the clocks n watches possible

-Our AI bot is nothing if not an admirer of finer things in life.

-With love, to the sassy aunt, we all need but don’t deserve.

Marketing Ad Copies Gone Wrong (Right)

Churning unique ad-copies every time (for those same old boring products/services) is not child’s play. Tis the season to season them with a dab of truthfulness: 

-Hair’s something for your glorious mane

No Need To Sit Around And Feel Bad About Yourself

Ad Copy: Not everyone is fortunate enough to be born with lush, full locks of luscious hair. But now, thanks to the Evergreen Hair Wig, you can wear the look of a full head of natural hair. You can’t wash it like regular hair, but it might ruin your laundry. Buy now!

-For the ‘selective’ shopper in you

Stand Out From The Crowd

Ad Copy: The Maxi dress might sound like a boring dress, but this one has got our brand label. No, it’s not as unique as it sounds. But there’s no denying it’s a cut above the rest.

-‘Watch’ out for some good time

Time Flies But You Can’t

Ad Copy: Looking for a new watch? Of course not. But it’s nice to have one around the house in case the timing of life gets too hectic. You never know when you might need to check what time it is!

PS, no harm in looking good even when you’re having a bad day. 

-Have problems? This thing might just ‘shoe’ them away

Run With Your Problems

Ad Copy: Do you have a lot of responsibilities and new year resolutions? If so, then it might be time to run away from them as fast as you can. Run away from your nosy neighbors, annoying relatives, and everything else with our handcrafted vegan running shoes.

-Meant for the lazy foodie in you

Cheap Dinner Thrills

Ad Copy: It’s not easy to cook for your guests on the holidays. That’s why we recommend getting frozen food and warming it up in our $700 microwave oven. With this one-stop solution, you’ll spend less time cooking while enjoying the company of your family and friends.

Here’s another fact (we cannot cite the sources but trust us): People lose interest if the blog is longer than 500 words. So in order to enjoy more truth bombs and share some of your own, do follow us on Instagram & Facebook

Happy Holidays & Keep Ryting 😉